All right folks! Today we have the easiest, EASIEST recipe ever. It's so easy, in fact, that you don't even need measurements. Just a food list (Yay!) You get to make this puppy to taste. AND! It doesn't taste like a puppy! In fact, there's only one drawback to today's recipe.
It's ugly.
It's mugly.
But it is so very healthy. You probably get ALL of the recommended daily allowance of fruits and veggies in one glass. For, yes, my cookologists, we are talking about a green smoothie. Well, greenish purple on account of the blueberries. Et voici, le recipe! (I love me when I speak French.)
Ingredients:
Spinach, washed
Kale, washed
Apple, washed and cored
Orange, peeled
Banana (better if frozen, but fine if not)
Frozen berries
Any other fruit you have lying around that isn't bruised or ugly. Ugliness is the juice's job.
Agave syrup
Blender of Powerful Proportions
Method:
-Place ingredients in Blender of Powerful Proportion in the order listed. Or not. The blender police will not come after you.
-Blend.
-Blend some more.
-Do the Hokey Pokey. That is, after all, what it is all about.
-Your Ugly Juice will now resemble brownish-purplish sludge. Do not be afraid, my children. It is not primordial. It is in fact highly mordial. Pour into a large cup and slurp it down. Drink and be healthy. Trust me.
You know you want pictures of this. I live to serve:
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